I heard the door close for the third time, signaling that all my roommates had left. I grabbed a banana from the pantry for breakfast and went back to my room. I had half an hour to kill before I had to leave for class, so I sat on my bed and played with my Google Home.
“Hey Google, tell me a joke.”
“Okay Google, what’s the weather like today?”
“Hey Google, what’s the latest news?” *cue programmed podcast.
“Hey Google, what planet would I be?”
That’s a real question I can ask my Google Home, and it will cue a personality quiz. Apparently I’m Pluto—that’s not even a planet. So, I took the quiz again.